Saturday, 13 June 2009

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    Killing yourself is a sin (but offing others is God's will)

    For a fun coffee sipping morning chat topic, I came across a comment on a random YouTube video that had me going in stitches for a good five minutes (seriously)

    wow you died. make an *censored* with suicide why don't ya? what u don't want to live? but it was funny. just sayin don't make any more *censored* when you kill yourself, just others
     
    Right after having a long winded thought about the name Hoochie and what not, I kept thinking to that user and myself "Suicide is downright a sin, but killing others is sometime the will of God" which in terms came into the point that serial killers like Ted Bundy were probably saints compared to the people who worked on monthly church bake sales. To say, let's have a scenario where I suddenly want to run to Faust's house and murder him for constantly putting in gay innuendos in each line of our semi-annual chats to try and make me laugh (they don't Ruv) and with a pick ax through the window, he goes down for the count... FOREVER. I mean, if God doesn't like gays or people doing abortions, then technically, it's alright!
     
    I mean, we've been hearing on the news about that one doctor who had gotten murdered in God's own house. Maybe it was a sign that he was murdered there for a reason. It could be that God was looking down through the roof saying "Ah yeah, this bout to get bloody plus in mah houze" **imagines him sipping on a wine glass of his son's blood**
     
    Everyone says it's in God's GRAND PLAN
     
    So technically, dying diseased populations in third world countries are thanking the lord for their current situation. Apparently, I guess it was a good idea to fill up millions of Red Bull cans with percents of cocaine in the formula.
     

     

    It can probably explain the constant occurrences that keep on happening all over Xanga. People will fight, scathe, and insult other to the bone. God would probably collect this all into one thing he would call LIFE. So the next time you decide to do the legit emo route, then it is a bad bad thing. If you decide to attack you next door neighbor for breaking your toaster while playing Madonna's latest album, then feel free to run inside with a mega stake machine gun yelling "Vampires!"

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